Canada Goose vs Bald Eagle
Mar. 8th, 2025 02:23 pmA Canada goose is just chilling on the ice, minding its own business, when a bald eagle attacks it. The goose fights back tooth and nail, until finally the eagle gives up.
Chapters: 9/9
Fandom: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister/Ace Rimmer
Characters: Arnold Rimmer, Ace Rimmer, alternate Dave Listers, alternate Cat, alternate Rimmers, Wildfire Computer (Red Dwarf), Kryten (Red Dwarf), The Cat (Red Dwarf), Frankenstein (Red Dwarf), Dave Lister
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Summary:
Arnold Rimmer has set off into the multiverse as Ace, interdimensional superhero. But soon, he comes up with a mission of his own. If he can't have Dave Lister, neither can any other Rimmer. Ace is going to get there first.
As usual, this has terrible, unforeseen consequences.
Or, Rimmer is the only Ace to create his own arch-nemesis supervillain.
COMPLETE.
This photo of researchers at Canada's last intact ice shelf, which collapsed in 2020, makes me pretty sad and fills me with dread.
EXCEPT THAT ACTUALLY my first thought was "That is the perfect size for Ray Kowalski to fall into."
(The original article from last year has lots of great photos, and they all freak me out because they look way too sweaty and warm for Ellesmere Island, but maybe that's the current heat wave talking.)
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